The Creation of Felines

On the first day, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created work so that man could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinarians to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter box.